Quotes

Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots.

Whatever happens... I must not cry. You cannot make me cry... *starts sobbing*

Fear me, if you dare.

*gets a look from Shrek and Donkey after agreeing Shrek should be a Prince Charming* Sorry. I thought that question was directed at me.

Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?

I must hold on before I too go totally mad.

I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one!

Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...

I hate Mondays.

Today, I repay my debt... *soldiers surround Puss as he slowly draws his weapon* En garde!

Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.

Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip...
Puss in Boots: Um... that's... not mine...

Hey, boss. Let's shave him.

Fiona: Shrek?
Puss in Boots: For you baby, I could be.

Donkey: I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!

Who dares enter my room?

Well, you don't exactly smell like a basket of roses.

Ugly Step-Sister: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous. He has a face that looks like that it was carved by angels.
Puss-in-Boots: Mmmm, he sounds dreamy.


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